Christmas 2025!

Christmas 2025

By Keith Shuffler

It was time for Santa to see who was good and who naughty.

So he powered up his iPad and asked ChatGPT.

It produced his list and even checked it twice!

“This AI stuff makes my job really nice!”

It even suggested an executive order to go forth.

Home should be called Santa’s Pole and no longer North!

It also calculated for all the little girls and boys,

The tariffs that will be due on all delivered toys.

The Democrats, AI said, wanted the Epstein files.

Reading that, Santa was all smiles.

The elves watched old TV shows, one after the other,

And accumulated notes to Kotter from Epstein’s Mother!

(If you’re under 50 and only just a babe,

Ask someone older about this joke that was made!)

Republicans didn’t want any gifts, but would be overjoyed

If Santa could make Obamacare null and void.

Several CEOs requested electronics to jam,

The big scoreboards when showing Kiss Cam!

Texas asked for a wall that will stand up to the test.

Not to the south, but be built to the west.

It seems Californians will pay millions for any old shack,

Killing Texas house prices! Have ICE send them back!

One girl wanted 30 dolls, but three is enough.

If she complains, “Quiet Piggy! Or I’ll take back your stuff!”

Finally, it’s time to fly out in the sled,

The air traffic controllers are back from the dead!

Merry Christmas to all and to all peace and calm!

See more of my humor at run-with-scissors.com!